1) When talking about home decor:
Me: I think I'm going to put a curtain on the window in the kitchen. I found this cute blue one at Goodwill!
B: you know the curtains should match the other curtains in the whole room [this by a guy who had no curtains for four years and he's worried about matching?]
Me: Uh, darling, we only have one window in the kitchen/dining room area.
B: Oh...
B: Hey look! I bought a wench puller! Come here wench!
Me: *not amused*
B: *chases*
Me: Eeeak!
3) While editing pictures for a blog post:
Me: I don't think I like this picture
B: Yeah, you look dead in it
Me: o.o
B: I mean, its not your best picture.
Me: *blinky blinky*
B: Because you take amazing beautiful pictures....
Me: Uh huh
B: Am I just making it worse?
Me: You should never use the words "dead" when referring to a picture of your wife.
B: I was just trying to be truth--Oh, never mind
Me: Thought so.
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| We both have kitty ears now! Yay! |
Me: Where do you want to sit?
B: Next to you.
Me: *sigh*
:later that day:
Me: What would you like for lunch?
B: Half of whatever you are having?
Me: Seriously?
B: What do you mean your hair isn't really red?
Me: Um...
B: What color is it really?
Me: Its, uh, brown?
B: Oh, that's fine.
Me: ???
B: I'm just glad its not blonde.
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I thought of chronicling all the silly things my husband says after reading Rachel's "Angel-isms". Her husband is absolutely hilarious.
Does you husband frequently put his foot in his mouth, or is it just mine? :P
It must be a guy thing! They're crazy! It's awesome that you're keeping records now, too--sometime you think you'll remember the crazy things they say forever, but it's so easy to forget unless you record then! And it's awesome that he'll wear a kitty hat with you. :P
ReplyDeletei think i'm the one who puts their foot in their mouth around here. although when something surprises peppy, he can't hide his facial expressions. they give away his true feelings. :)
ReplyDeleteoh! and i get my beanies at forever 21. i have a pretty large noggin, and they are never too tight on me.
Carolyn, thanks for your comment re photo sizing - I have had at least 5 blog friends post that Blogger wouldn't let them post any more photos - so I assumed that they had gone over their limit - I will look into it further. thanks
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