One day I was sewing. I had music playing and was making a dress. Suddenly I heard a thump. And then a noise that sounded like someone was trying to break into my house.
I froze. My sewing machine clicked to a stop.
Another thump. Some scratching. The frantic chitterlings of a bird. Who was stuck in our wood stove?
Then my husband helped him (her?) escape! Yay.
And I filmed it.
Also, if you think I sound weird...I also think I sound weird. Do I really sound like that? O.o